Erin
I want to contribute to the chaos.INFP http://a.co/11WmdW8

Hey it’s me, I’m tryna get drunk at an Applebee’s but I have no ride if someone’s tryna lend me some $$ for a Lyft id metaphorically kiss your face

Venmo: erinalicia

Anonymous:  There's a lady named Staci on Jeopardy who reminds me of you! And she just won the game with like $29k. Clearly both of you are brilliant and SECKSY, you guys should get brunch together sometime.

I already see Staci on a weekly basis, we are in PTA together. We go out for drinks and play cards at her place with her husband, Don. We usually then drink wine and end the night blacked out on the kitchen floor. I love her.

Anonymous:  Daddy, will you buy me a motorcycle for Christmas?

Yes son

Anonymous:  Did Tumblr end its ban of adult content? 'Cause I just loaded up your page, and all I see is a giant ASS.

Are u calling my page an ass because excuse u

Anonymous:  “Dog food lid” backwards is “DILDO OF GOD.”

I am unsure what to do with this information

Anonymous:  Fun fact: George H.W. Bush was the first open furry to be elected to public office. In fact, he delivered the 1990 State of the Union address while costumed as a genderfluid fox. He's also the only man in history to simultaneously hold the U.S. Presidency and the WWF Intercontinental Championship. May he rest in peace.

RIP to a man who knew what he was about

Am I in a fantastic mood today or is my hypomania making its rounds again and/or am I feeling high due to not consuming full meals today and yesterday only time will tell

Anonymous:  Boof/Marry/Kill: Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump Jr., Paul Ryan

Marry Donald Trump Jr

Boof Paul Ryan

Kill Brett Kavanaugh

Anonymous:  Let penis be thy medicine.

Amen

Anonymous:  I have decided i will write. My pen is the sword, and my sword is the weiner, and my heart is my butt, and i will put my pen in my heart's butt.

I support

Anonymous:  Do you have any friends that sell or are willing to sell sexual content similar to yours? (I would still buy from you, obviously)


Weird question and I don’t know why it matters